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| “One would imagine that you could get a church to split up over the issue of whether or not God has a beard. You ask them if God has a beard, and half say yes, and half say, well, not necessarily. And before you know it, you have the First Baptist Church of the Hirsute Father and the Holy Assembly of God Does Not Necessarily Have a Beard. And then someone else tries to start a church where the whole point is that they welcome you regardless of your beard beliefs. And the other two churches get mad as hell about this modernized megachurch bullshit. God is manufactured and distributed by National Godhead and Naval Fittings Co. Pittsburgh, PA. "Proud to be a union shop since 1930." It is fathomed that God and steelworking are somehow related businesses. To quote Lester Palling, the owner, "God ain't nothing but a large and unwieldy ship that is permanently in drydock somewhere in Canada." The small circle of men who have gathered to chat with Lester over their coffee break nod sagely. It occurs to none of them that this is literally true.”
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